SPAM poetry

I got completely distracted this evening after dinner from things I should be working on and instead went digging through my email inbox to see what might be poetically lurking there in the subject lines. Hopefully pursuing a bit of nonsense will help me find my way back into actual sense. Here’s hoping, anyway. 😉 So, I give to you ….

A Grad Student’s “In” Box

Have you …
Been MIA again?

I was wrong about the …
Growing in Faith, Hope and Love
What Would You Do?
He changed my life
Did I tell you?

STRANGE THINGS

Hello This Just In!
I’m “totes” voting for
Fragile love
Grab it now while it’s free!

Question Your LIFE

We’d like to introduce you to these …

Love is …
Fear
…. Are You Interested??

WEATHER IS FOREVER

We can’t take it
we can help

I begin again

We’d like to introduce you to …
Ravishing beauty
Scorpions and Gods
Literary Zen Training

“OLD MAN” THIS IS MY LAND
Never “build it and they will come”
Why on earth would …
Creature comforts
MONSTER OUTSIDE

Experience the Wonderfully Weird
We are THAT Family
There’s no time like the present
Live it up with the best long lost treasure
a cool “mind tool”

Free Love Bite
Eat THIS
Request Disturbed
We’re SO close!
Take control of your Day
Seriously Don’t agonize

EFFECTIVE PARENTING TIP
Sell your heart
pure gold …
Going, going …

When passion sings
FROM OUT OF MY WINDOW
DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN

Congratulations!
You have a new … [Last Chance}

You Get the …

Do you want a …

or …

Take a minute to explore
Highs and Lows
You have a new …
“Having It All”

A Secret Meeting
from the Fire, the flames, and you
One more night
How You Can …
get my first novel
There is No Spoon

Mysterious New Human
Creation Transformation
JESUS WAS A TEENAGE …

Drat! I sent the wrong link!

THINGS I HAVE SEEN
What the heck
holy crap …
you’re Batman
That’s correct
A Wicked Sorceress
Conversion Nothing.
Everything.
the stars reveal your faith?
Your night just got better
Sometimes your family won’t understand Critical Thinking

Graveside Congratulations!
… I’M HERE!

Last Chance!
We’d like to introduce you to these …
Whims and follies
Don’t Miss
Moonlight Epiphany
A garden
the best sorts of relationships
Song of love

Are We Happy Yet?
Fairs, Film Fests, and Ghosts
I had to stop watching
Short ‘N Simple
I’m tired of being a Christian
Building the 21st-Century
Graduate Student

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